A preacher’s church was getting too large for him to cover all of the duties. He needed help and the church budget would not allow another minister, so he had a clone made of himself.
It worked really well for a while. He could be in two hospitals at once praying for the sick and attend two meetings at the same time. It was great!
Then something happened. The cloned preacher’s personality changed. He started making passes at women, yelling obscenities at drivers who cut him off, and making obscene gestures.
The preacher was mortified and had to do something. He told the clone to take a day off and spend some time with him. The preacher took the clone to the Sears Tower, ate lunch, and enjoyed the view from the top.
While the clone was looking at the skyline through a coin-operated telescope, the preacher pushed him over the side. The clone fell to his death. Witnesses watched with horror. The preacher got in the elevator and started his escape.
When the preacher left the building and walked past the crowd that had gathered, the police stopped him and placed him under arrest.
"Under arrest?? What's the charge?"
The police man calmly told him the charge.
"Making an obscene clone fall."
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